So, the world and his wife have been talking about how it's only a month to Christmas. Two things: I KNOW. And, it's my mum's b...

Yesterday, The Smiling Assassin texted me to tell me she'd ‘tweaked’ my programme an hour before we were due to meet - I took this ...

I have put on 1.5 inches around my waist. I blame Easter and filling my gluttonous mouth hole with chocolate every 5.2 seconds... But still...